What do politicians and porn stars have in common? They're both experts at changing positions in front of  a camera.



Ladka, Ladki ke Baap Se: Mai Aapki Beti ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hu..!!!
Baap: Kyun ??
Ladka: Kyunki Ab Mera Haath thak Chuka Hai...



Pota: Dadaji Ye Condom Kya Hota Hai?
Dadaji: Chal Bhag, Mujhe Nahi Pata.
Pota: Main Janta Tha Buddhe, Tujhe Pata Hota Toh Aaj PROPERTY Ke 14 Tukde Nahin Hote.



Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.



Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai.
Ghusa le
Message karta nahi
Gift Chahiye
GANDU KO.



Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
 Ek Bhikari: “Behanji ek rupiya dedo.” .
 Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs. 
. Secretary: “Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?” .
 Sunny Loene: “Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai.. dil bhawuk ho gaya.




Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO
To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya!'




A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri bhen di...




Sunny leone in Master Chef:
Aaj main Aapko: Kele ka Kofta banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein..
Kofte ki Maa ka Bhos*a.. fir kabhi ban jayega!




Aap or apke life partner, 
Yadi sukhi or swasth rahna chahte
 ho to Istemal karo
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 .“Kohinoor” .
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 .. . . . Basmati rice.
 Achha khaoge tabi Achha soch paoge.



Sham diyo se sjaye baithe hai,
khushbu saso me basaye baithe hai,
unki diwangi to dekho,
girl friend raat ko ane wali hai,
aur wo dopahar se hi condom lagaye baithe hai




Suhagraat Ko Santa Biwi Se: Jaanu Honeymoon Pe Kahan Jana Hai..??
Biwi, Sharmaate Hue: Jahan Bhi Aap Le Chalo, Maine Toh Deni Hai, Yahan Bhi Aur Vahan Bhi.



Santa to a Doctor: Meri Biwi pregnant Hai... Par Maine Toh Condom Lagaya Tha...
Doctor: Ek Kahani Suno - Ek Baar Ek Shikari Apni Gun Ki Jagah Ek Umbrella Le Gaya... Achanak Lion Samne Aaya Toh Usne Umbrella Ka Handle Khicha Aur Fire Kar Diya... Lion Wahin Pe Dher.... Mar Gaya...
Santa: Impossible... Kisi Aur Ne Mari Hogi...
Doctor: Ecaxtly...!


Jeeto: Baba Ji, Mera Gharwaala Kab Sudhrega?
Baba: Usko Saath Laayi Ho?
Jeeto: Nahin Baba Ji, Woh Toh Ghar Par Hain.
Baba: Theek Hai, Apni Bra Utaaro.
Jeeto: Kyun???
Baba: Uske Hathon Ki Lakeerein Dekhni Hain.