English Jokes
1.A ladies hostel caught fire. It took one hour to bring the fire under control & another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control.
2.What do u call a dog with no legs Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!
3.Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Sell!
4.Women:-Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?
Doctor;-Absolutely nothing!
5.Doctor, I have a serious problem; I can never remember what I just said. When did u 1st notice this problem?
Patient;-What problem?
6.Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Santa: U mean if I am on diet, I can't look at the menu also?
7.Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
8.Raju was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Raju: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast
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